Erik Estrada is Having a Victorious Day!

Erik Estrada got out of a speeding ticket today!

Estrada reportedly couldn't see the speed limit sign due to his Estrada glasses blocking his peripheral vision.

Earlier this week Estrada was caught doing 45 in a 40 while on his motorbike, landing him a whopping ticket of $100. He was reportedly nervous about his court hearing, but everything worked out in his favor. The cops should have known better than to ticket one of their own! Nice work and safe travels, Ponch!

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Sinbad's showing his fantastic-ness through jazz hands. Jazz hands of magic.

Sinbad is still fantastic!

Ralph Macchio is Having an Awesome Day!

Ralph Macchio got a pair of shoes fixed today!

When he’s not practicing Karate barefoot, this Kid likes to wear only the most snazziest of shoes.

Ralph Macchio had is favorite pair of shoes repaired today! After going for a few months with the shoes broken and unpolished, Macchio dropped them off for repair Monday afternoon. An anxious 3-day wait, Ralph finally had his shoes given back to him this afternoon. Our insiders tell us he looked thrilled, and promptly put the shoes on his feet. He then walked home with a bounce in his step. What a kickin’ day, Macchio!

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Hey! Don't Be Sad!

We’re Still Alive!

And now, Celebs Can Be Happy Too brings you our new feature: We’re still alive. A tribute to those celebrities who we’ve questioned, but are indeed still alive!

• Abe Vigoda
• Charlotte Rae (Mrs. Garrett)
• Ed Asner
• Mickey Rooney
• Sinbad
• Kel Mitchell
• Dick Van Dyke
• Mary Tyler Moore
• Marian Ross (the mom from Happy Days)
• Tom Bosley
• Ernest Borgnine
• Larry Hagman
• Bob Uecker
• Andy Griffith
• Peter Falk
• The mom from Family Matters
• Sherman Hemsley
• The wife from All in the Family

This is a tribute to all of the above still-living celebrities - and to all of those we’ve forgotten. Feel free to share yours! celebscanbehappytoo@gmail.com

Thanks for hanging in there guys! Continue being alive and kickin! This is for you!

If that doesn’t boost your spirits, I don’t know what will!

Kirstie Alley is Having a Great Day!

Kirstie Alley Got a Great Surprise Today!

Three Cheers for Kirstie Alley's big surprise

Earlier today Kirstie Alley found a great surprise while eating her lunch: There was an onion ring in her fries! There's nothing better than surprise food. Granted, Alley had also gotten an order of onion rings as well, but it's still one extra that she wouldn't have had otherwise! What a great day, Kirstie!

John Larroquette is Having an Inspiring Day!

John Larroquette read a really nice poem!

The bear’s fur Is gentle but His eye is not: It burns our Way, while He walks right And left, back And forth, before Us: he Looks, and we Look, and his Hot eye Stings out From the dark hive Of his head Like a fierce Furious Bee.

-- Valerie Worth

John Larroquette, probably most famous for his love of literature, read a really inspiring poem yesterday. He reportedly decided to start the day off right by reading a poem. After reading it he felt compelled to write some poetry of his own. He was unsuccessful, however, and labored over it until later on that day. He then stopped because he had to leave and go settle some manners at court. At night. But we're sure he still felt inspired! How wonderful, John!